Avast! Most people think that a pirate should have a peg leg and a bare feet when navigating the open seas. Me and my mateys felt the same way until a pharmaceutical rep boarded our ship to sell us scurvy pills. We were more impressed with his shoes than the pills. We were angry that the rep wasn't a woman, so we quickly stole the man's shoes and made him walk the plank. Little known fact: pi...
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