DC Bandit Shoe DescriptionIronically, the DC Bandit women's slip shoes are some of the worst shoes you could be wearing when you commit a crime. Sure, the DC Bandit women's slip shoes would offer all the support and traction you need to outrun the security guards at the natural history museum, and the lightweight and comfy construction could be just what you needed to keep the pressure off your feet while you're hauling away that sack of stolen pterodactyl eggs, but these shoes are just too distinctly cool to help you keep a low profile while you're dragging that sack through the office supply store. Before you could even get to the fax machine aisle, you'd probably get stopped by several people, all of them wanting to know where you got your shoes, and you'd better believe those fashionistas will remember you later when they're being interrogated by agents from the Federal Aviation Administration. Talk about easy to track; that distinctive pill-shaped tread pattern DC made famous will leave an all-too clear path back to the pancake restaurant, and after that the jig is up. Anyone but an idiot would know your master plan after that, you evil genius, you.DC Bandit Details
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